Haven`t a clue

what this is but I have been watching it sort of grow on this piece of dead wood for a while now
A rare night in on my own. Chris has gone down to Cardiff to watch Leicester play so I can do what I want, watch whatever channel I feel like watching and have the sofa all to myself for a change.

Read on Ceefax, Jim Bowen, ex Bullseye presenter has suffered a mild stroke.....couldn`t help but say those immortal words to myself. Get well soon Jim