Barry bum hole

OK OK its not a bum hole its my fat mans belly button which I took while I was lying on my couch waiting on my Tea.

I thought it looked a little like an anus.... a fat hairy anus. Annnyway, it reminded me of a story I heard when I was a kid. It's one of these school yard stories that makes such an impression on you that you remember it all of your life.

Well, the story goes that there was a kid in our school the year above us called Barry.... and Barry was born without a bum hole.