Hmmmm.

These were spotted on top of recycling unit today.

I'm guessing a messy divorce is in the offing prompted by an indifferent Valentine's Day with neither pair wanting to keep their half of the 'love-cups' (as I'll bet they're called). Being Guardian reader types they wanted to do right by the planet and recycle, but wait, what's this? "No porcelain". So, rather than take them back to the diminishing items in the still-shared once happy home lest the other partner thinks they are having second thoughts, they were left atop their intended grave as a warning to others of the fragility of love and fickle nature of the human heart. Or I am reading too much in to this?