Shaved

This is my poor dad's belly. He went to the doctor complaining of arm and wrist pain that he believes is carpal tunnel and they decided to test him for heart problems. So they dry shaved him, swabbed him with isopropyl alcohol, then briskly rubbed him with an abrasive pad "in a manner like striking a match" according to the insructions, and finally glued things on him. He was not a happy camper. Then, to see what his monitor thing would do my mother proceeded to tickle him. That didn't improve things.