The Count of Savoy

The perfectly ordinary
Pop-star was lunching with his
Perfectly ordinary actress
Girl friend when the
Perfectly ordinary pair
Espied on the neighbouring
Perfectly ordinary table
The perfectly ordinary
Lord Luck, the famous
Millionaire eccentric, accompanied
By his perfectly ordinary
Oscar-winning and charming
Wife, the daughter of
The perfectly ordinary
Anglo-Italian-Jewish
Archaeologist and part-time
Society photographer, the
Count of Savoy. The perfectly
Ordinary Count of Savoy
Was recently remarried
For the third time
To the perfectly ordinary
Extraordinary, three-legged
Queen of British ballet,
The great Verenshikov.
The perfectly ordinary extraordinary
Pair are honeymooning on
An asteroid.
They are having a
Boring time.

By Ron Hecht