Asian FlavA

Just down the street at Rainbow supermarket there's a wide selection of the 'finest' junk food flavors. Let's start out with 2 kinds of Tomato?!?! (ok, those might be good), then there's Bangkok Chicken Wing (whatever that means), and there's Indonesian Satay (ooooh finally a good one!), but wait WTF Crab (throat vomit) and Seaweed (probably not). Wow.