Don't you just hate it.....

....when gravity overtakes friction and the toilet roll holder falls off the wall, and the roll duly trundles across the floor until it's unreachable even with wild sweeping motions of your big toe?

Elsewhere, the prospect of my workload was too much, so I sat for a while working out that in the roughly 1000 months we'll be stuck in this mortal coil, we'll spend roughly 12 being unable to do anything for ourselves and incontinent at each end of the span. Fascinating really.

Elsewhere, elsewhere, it's St Valentine's Day......famous for the massacre in 1929.