Complicated

If it isn't in the inbox
then it must be in the post;
the card with the heart and message
saying

It's you I love the most.

I love you more than chocolate.
I love you more than life.
And because I love you so much
you should leave your wife.

Be a man and tell her
that you're my one true valentine,
that your love for her has vanished
and you are really mine.

Mm, but if it isn't in the inbox
and it isn't in the post
suddenly it's simple:
I love my wife the most.


Copyright Bernard Young, 14/02/11

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