Weeeeeeee.......................

Hello everyone, my name is Crookshanks and I like to do really fun and exciting things like climb trees then jump off, meow. I make up for my catty-ness (no pun intended) through my crazy antics. People seem to love watching me and touching my fur with their oily hands. Sometimes I repay them by giving them ringworm. Other cats just admire my beauty so every time I see them I swat at them and say, "me-ah me-ah me-ahr!" I've already had my 15 minutes in previous blips, but I told you I'd be back!
Here I am in previous blips:
paws

lap

snore

oldschool

Vonnegut