Kamasutra...

Estaba con hambre... sentado a la mesa... esperando la comida... cuando vi como el tenedor y la cuchara estaban en una postura excitante, quizás prohibida para menores de edad... de todas formas... yo no interrumpí aquella hazaña... y siguieron calentando el ambiente... y mi mente...
Puedes mirar aquí la escena real...

(I was with hunger ... sat to the table ... waiting for the food ... when I saw as the holder and the spoon they were in an exciting position, probably prohibited for minors of age ... of all forms ... I did not interrupt that exploit ... and they continued warming the environment ... and my mind...)
You can look here at the real scene...