fill it up with gas

I remember one gas war where gas went down to 19.9 cents per gallon. It was about 1973 and license plates starting with even numbers could fill up on gas every other day and odd numbers the other days. What chaos that would cause now.
Today I paid $3.29 per gallon of gas. Gas prices go up and down so often I'm confused about what is a good price per gallon.
Let's have a laugh:

Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline. Harry Houdini

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
Edward Abbey