He is not a Cat and he has never been to the Moon

Well at least in this reality.
This is Simon, you may know him as Mooncat. Simon and I have worked together for a very, very long time. A truly fine fellow, he is an exceedingly good yet loud typist, an excellent guitarist and ace mender of things although he does possess a disturbing penchant for a firm handshake.

I could go on (and on and on) however I shall preserve his modesty, which you should view large

Dreary, miserable day here today. No exciting house news bah.