Midnight tea parties hosted by Mr Dork

Dear Heart,
I wasn't a very good Juliet, although I absolutely must not think about it.
We began our tea party at 10.30 precisely, and gorged on brownies and orange squash in dainty cups. I would have felt very lady-like had it not been for this week's theme (androgyny). I did my level best to be manly, although finding an outfit proved difficult - I haven't much in my wardrobe besides dresses and skirts! I am terribly tired now, mostly because I spent most of the evening trying to understand everybody's rude jokes. You will have to explain them to me some day.
Love, Lydia x