Cat in the box*

The cat's taken to stealing my chair at the kitchen table.

I suspected he wasn't happy when I removed him at lunchtime. But I didn't realise it would damage his self-respect so much that he'd want to sit in a shoebox.



* Andy's title. I'd planned to call it Indiana Jones and the Shoebox of Indignity but was persuaded by his "Cat in the box, geddit? Sounds like jack in the box, but cat in the box - geddit? Eh, geddit, dad?" argument.