Boat Show!!!!

I've been to the Boat Show today, by doing some "work" related stuff yesterday I managed to convince myself I could go, the governor agreed too.
So I've wandered round NOT looking at impossible plastic boats - do you really need two 750 hp Caterpillar diesels in a pleasure boat? At a guess those two would burn around 100litres of diesel per hour each at full chat!
I went on chandlery stands and spent half an hour talking to a man that builds wooden boats - each one takes a year.
Got some goodies (two stripey cushions and some epoxy resin) and survived the Spanish Inquisition relatively unscathed when I got home.