Charge on a Train

My roadbike, Charge Mid Juicer on a train going to London.

A 'yoof' sat near me talking to me even though I had my iPod plugged in. He was telling me how he was on probation and didn't have any money for the train ticket and was on his way to court.

Luckily a Ticket Collector came through the carriage and he ran off up the train before I nearly lent him a tenner.