I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
- 'I Want a New Duck' Wierd Al Yankovic (Parody of "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News)

Went for a walk up the canal with a new blipper today - the ducks were out even though the wind was icy. I dont envy them!