Young Love.

Frankly, it's a terrible copy, nobody but me and the boss speak blip, so if my beautiful Glasgow based baby sister comes down with her new love and I say - "I'm so happy you're here, nice to meet you newbie, can I blip you?" I'm going to attract some odd looks (I know you know what I'm talking about!).

My beautiful sister has had her heart broken more times than I can count, so this one is getting a hazing from me. You know, to protect her, and to give me the happy's....

He's a good lad, I'll give the fact he hasn't watched Reservoir Dogs a bye, because he makes her happy. He likes my cooking - it's a go...