WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?

Disney fans will recognize that quote as being said by the angry sand lion thing in Aladdin. I closely resembled an angry sand lion myself, both in looks and attitude, when I woke to the screaming fire alarm in the middle of the night. Ah, the joys of student housing.
After a few genuinely distressing moments of wondering "Is this a real one?!" I flashed back to that old icebreaker question: "If there were a fire and you could only take one thing out with you, what would it be?" Photo album? Passport? Laptop?
As it turns out, the only thing I brought out with me was my key to get back in.
Forever the optimist.