One of the more dangerous things I could do today

One of the more dangerous things I could do today
is to go for a walk in a potato field,
dressed as a potato?
What if the farmer was to see this giant potato walking in his field and chase me,
with the thought of giant chips for his tea.
I guess it would serve me right really, walking in his potato field dressed as a potato.
I should go walking as a carrot instead.