sh!t

I've been stepping in way too much sh!t lately.
I suspect it is some winter freeze-thaw thing going on,
but it's to the point that I have developed an expertise at removing sh!t from the bottom of my shoe.
That's not something I want to be good at.

I think I will start a business, the DOG SH!T GLUE COMPANY,
our motto: "Nothing sticks like Dog Sh!t".