Wonky

Topical? Moi?
Political? Moi?
Non.
Family outing, wrong turn. If only the diva had had her sequinned balaclava we could have joined in.

"this doesn't fit! I can't see out of both eye holes at once! Why are we here?"
"shhh that bloke with the funny hair and the camera is looking right at us, look hard"