Old and Grumpy

Its my birthday and to mark the celebration I stomped down to Asda in last nights clothes stinking of dirty bedsheets and Amy Winehouse's shoes.
Lee was taking us out for lunch so the plan was to have a big luxurious bath when I got home.

Typically today was the day that the paparazzi tracked me down to ask for an intelligent comment about the state of affairs in American politics at the moment, or was it the parking issues at Asda?.......

Hey at least me and my trampy baby got our picture in the local rag on my birthday.