Lady La La

By LadyLaLa

The Dark

I've never been tempted inside, after I saw a man entering with FOCK OFF* tattooed on his forehead. I've heard that teeth are optional for clientele, and I have a thing about gums.

You'd think they'd make more of an effort, what with Cher being a neighbour and all.



*Not really, the tattoo artist had managed to spell fuck properly

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