oh the pressure

the pressure was too high - how can I do something worthy of my 300th blip-day? everything went wrong, the fireworks were noisy ones not sparkly at all, the dog refused to put on the silly hat, the children lost their props...terrible, terrible, terrible.

I'd like to blabber some stuff about how I can't believe it's 300...but I can...or write something inspiring...but I can't think of anything. So, erm, yeah, can I get anyone a drink?