Generations.....

....Owen addressed our haggis this evening. He read the immortal words from a sheet of paper, but his memory will improve with practice......until the onset of adult whisky drinking begins to destroy his powers of recall, of course.

He's carrying on a noble tradition preserved through the generations of our family.

See here for the best re-write of the Selkirk grace I've seen.

Elsewhere my day was tolerable but several of my current issues went unresolved; must try harder tomorrow. I musn't grumble because;

Some hae meat and cannot eat.
Some cannot eat that want it:
But we hae meat and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.