Port anyone?

I had a lovely farewell curry with Ian tonight, who's been a staple inspiration to me in my working life for a good few years. Orkney had better watch out. It was a good break from the heaviness of jury service.

Has anyone out there heard of the post dinner drink port? The barman in CLoisters appears not to have and looked at me as if I had two heads when I politely asked for one. They have a fake fire..surely they know what port is? What is the bar world coming to?