It Has Come To This ...

Me: Cut it all off!
Her: No, I can't do that. How about a No.1?
Me: What is it usually?
Her: A No. 2.
Me: Okay.

I practice pulling faces in front of the mirror in the morning when I'm shaving. It is easier then. Doing it in front of the camera is harder.

This image horrifies me but I'm here to entertain ....