Bingo Night

I am such a loser.

No, really.

L.O.S.E.R.

I had the worst bingo card ever. It was like the Bingo gods were pissed at me and felt compelled to taunt me all night long for some unforgiven slight. They defied all mathmatical probability by picking every number but mine. At one point, I went 26 draws in a row without a hit. 26!

Hell, there's only 75 balls in the hopper and 24 spots on a card. That means I should have a 1:3 chance of a hit each draw right?

I did the math. The odds of missing 26 times in a row is about 943,396,226,415,094 to 1...