The Bachelor

Yo ladies, stay on the lookout for this great and charming young lad. If you think this is hot stuff, just wait until you try this man's cooking - you'll never want to eat ordinary food ever again. Yes, his name is Stan, and he is surely the man. So ladies, if you're single and ready to mingle... check this guy out! His address is HEAVEN, and if you ever need a miracle, tell him to whip you up a burger. Hollah!