A Royal Joke

The Princess told me a joke this evening.

(I had heard it before, but I couldnt let on...)

"Did you hear about", she says, sniggering and splurting laugh-snots, "Did you hear about the two television aeriels that got married?"

"No", says I, "What happened?"

"Well", says she, practically dead from paroxysms of snorting ha-ha's.....

"The wedding was shite, but the reception was brilliant!"

I love this little child.