The wee fella's

Walked the dog from Lindsay Road (Ocean T) to my car at Wishaw Terrace (Meadowbank stadium) via St. Marks Pk, McDonald Road and Easter Road stadium.

Man, McDonald Road is like a 4 act play. You think you are halfway then remember you haven't reached Capital Solutions. Then Martin & Frost. Then the Fire Station. Then Kwik Fit.
And all 4 acts are covered in dogshit - inconsiderate assholes (the owners, not the dog's bahookie).

Picture: The wee fella got these wee fellas for Christmas. They are polystyrene balls for hoovering up with his (toy) "real Hoover" (looks like a Dyson). They came with it for that purpose. I think they look more like something Ebeneezer Goode might give on Christmas morning rather than something a redeemed Ebeneezer Scrooge might.

Why did the name hoover stick so long? "I'm doing the hoovering" not the vacuuming?

A "Tannoy annoucement" not a public address announcement?

Anymore?