Deal or No Deal

A few people here have commented on Poppy's accelerated rate of development, but tonight's unprecedented events took us all by total surprise. After safely seeing Lisa's parents; Maureen and Richard(AKA, 'The Galloping Major' after the song he's been singing to Poppy all week)onto the Paderborn/Manchester flight we returned home, lifted our daughter out of her carseat and after the usual shenanigans (changing, feeding, etc) we placed her in her Moses basket, nothing untoward in that really is there?. Moments later she issued a couple of imperative commands and an ultimatum in a stern and bold voice before sealing and pursing her lips in a bizarrely regal fashion,

"Don't even think about it. You're going nowhere Bunglie! DAD either Bunglie the Honey Bear stays or I don't sleep at all tonight. You decide?"