Toilet.

The toilet in the department store Frasers in Edinburgh is on the fifth floor.

Me and J had just settled at the only empty table (a good table too, with squashy seats next to the window) in Cafe Nero, (which is situated inside Frasers) when J announced he was "really really needing a pee".

I don't trust lifts so we had to go up the escalators.

The view is good from up there at least.

Back down in the cafe at the-hogged-by-J's-coat table we snuck out our made-at-home sandwiches and ate them with our bought-in-the-cafe drinks.