Pine needles and prophylactics

I went outside today and all I got was this lousy shot. I came across this box on the side of the bikepath and when I discovered it was empty, I became curious. Did someone put the condoms in their pocket and ditch the box, or was the nasty done right there, behind the bush next to the path? Hmmm. Anyway, it was either this or a photo of a product called "our first bondage kit", but I wanted evidence of my trek into nature. Well, if the bikepath can be called nature. Good God, where is my mind today?