View out the Rear

I'd booked the hotel in a hurry and on Monday found it wasn't quite where I thought it was. And maybe the view from the window wasn't the finest in London, but I was a bit knackered anyway after the early start, so was more than happy to squirrel down with Chris Mullin's latest tome. These hardbacks are not so great for reading in bed however. A gentleman's magazine would have made my wrists ache so much less.