HELP! I need somebody...

help not just anybody.....

This is my VW camper van mug. It'll have to do until I can afford a real one to embark on my travels across Europe and the States, just as my folks did in the early 70's.

I'm using it this evening as I need some 60's inspiration to put together an outfit for the school show that's happening in LESS THAN SIX WEEKS!!

Mrs S asked me today if I had my 60's outfit sorted for the show. I thought if I blinked twice, she would disappear and it would all have been a psychedelic daydream.
Alas no.
It got worse when she informed me that volunteers were being sought to join in the singing and dancing.

I seriously think that a 'small refreshment' will be required in the staffroom before anyone will have the courage to perform.

Even listening to the Beatles and drinking from my camper van mug, I still have no idea what to do about my 60's outfit.


Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my costume off the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?