I most certainly will NOT.

Why on earth am I being asked to wash my hands NOW, while sat on an aquatic convenience? Are they asking me to lower my hands into the questionable depths below, wash them as best I can in the contaminated mire, then go back to my working position? FOOLS. I think what they're trying to say is 'Please wash your hands in the basins provided'.

Apologies for the blurry cameraphone shot. I was 'busy'.