My Christmas Resolutions for 2011

1. Make a smaller cake, but make a cake. It wasn't that bad after all.

2. Don't bother with turkey.

3. Don't bother buying tins of cheese biscuits. Just buy the ones we'll actually eat.

4. Take all of the packaging off every toy before it's wrapped to avoid the need for scissors/screwdriver/wireclippers on the day.

5. Make up every Lego or Playmobil creation before wrapping to save constant demands to make them to the day that requires a certain level of sobriety.

I'm sure I'll think of more.