Bubble Gum Warning!

WARNING
DO NOT STICK GUM BEHIND ARSE OR
ON VARIOUS ITEMS OF FURNITURE.
DO NOT PUT SO MUCH GUM IN
MOUTH THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO
OPEN YOUR FACE HOLE.
DO NOT STICK GUM BEHIND EARS
FOR THE GUM WILL STICK IN YOUR
HAIR.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BREAK THE
WORLD RECORD OF GUM CHEWING
FOR THE GUM MAY CHOKE YOU.

Sound advice from Zebedee who plans to fill this box with Bubble Gum for Gulliver's Birthday present, he's 8 on Sunday!