what the?!

So it's exceptionally loud outside of my bedroom/office window this morning. It sounds like a trash truck and chainsaw are trying to make some kind of rock melody together. I leaned back in my office chair and saw this man in a tree, balancing on a bending branch and slicing away with the chainsaw at surrounding twigs. Dear me! It gave me a fright. Number one because when I leaned back he looked right at me. Yes, boys and girls, he was close enough to see right in, and I didn't even realize it! I live on the third floor, so I have much privacy up here... and I rather like it that way. Thank heavens I was completely clothed and not in the throes of a mid-morning rendezvous with one of my many deliciously manly suitors! Ummm.... yeah..... that happens.

The tree trimming peeping tom is now on the ground and the chipper has just been shut down. Now I can get to my phone interviews and/or delightful rendezvous. Thank heavens!