Elm Row

Good friend of mine told me how good this book is, I opened the cover and was transfixed.

Aside from his phenomenal surname, this guy has sold over 2 million books worldwide or something.

But the photo? I mean, it's not like the dude it fugly or anything but; what's with the fuckin' breeks? (trousers), camels's hoof? And why is he hugging a dog?

Note to authors; don;t put your photo in your books. My mate had to stop reading after I pointed out how hilarious this photo was.

The book can no longer be taken seriously.

Maybe it's just me...