Nice and healthy

I am put on a diet again!
My doctor doesnt like my muffin tops, I wonder why..
Now it will be delicious rice cakes for the rest of the month and year, oh dear me.
But its only 29 calories per slice, less than 4% fat, there are no artificial additives and they are naturally gluten free...doesnt this sound like gourmet heaven?
What do you think, Gordon darling?