Desperately Seeking Susan

By DSS

Two for the price of one

'I have a punishing workout regime. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.'
- Anthony Hopkins

'When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.'
- Jennifer Aniston

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