Make-over.

F. really did like his Newcastle Utd shirt, it's just that he liked his sister's 'Girl's World' a lot more.

Not that his parents should worry, it's probably a lot healthier to explore your feminine side rather than get obsessed with a doom-laden football club that brings only misery, despair and false hope.

I was secretly hoping he was trying to replicate the Andy Carroll pony-tail.