The Opinionated Vendor

"Good evening Senor, are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Errr...do you have any ham or, perhaps, sausage?"

"Are you taking the piss?"

"No."

"OK. Yeah...I got ham and sausage. What kind are you after?"

"Do you have any black and white sausage?"

"Black and white sausage?! Are you out of your mind?! Jeez. Anyone who knows anything about pork-based products knows that colour products taste so much better!"

"Bigot."



Big cheese...please