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Bluewater! I went into Maidstone and there was a queue for the car park so I went to Bluewater - I don't do queues. Before I witter on let me show you what you would have won. I like this busy shot of bucolic bliss but I decided that you've had enough farming fun. What you've got instead is Yo Sushi from above. I was using the little camera in poor light so you'll see some motion blur which I think adds a little dynamism. Bluewater wasn't as bonkers mental as I've seen it but some shops were not coping and some are simply too small - designing aisles too narrow for two people to pass makes no sense. Mark my words HMV it'll not go well for you.

And now Christmas is looking slightly more "on track". I have a large hunk of dead bird, a rake of root veg and some brassicas. I have an idea for my vegetarian guest (I'll slice the turkey very thin) and I seem to have a large amount of booze. All up I'd say that I have a plan and I've just unscrewed a bottle of Chilean Merlot to celebrate seeing off a Tuesday.