We're All Doomed.

......Sorry, I mean 'this winter wonderland, with all God's creatures frollicking in the bright white snow, makes me want to eat mince pies and help old ladies cross roads with a merry wink and a Dick van Dyke cheeky grin and then adopt many children from all those far-away impoverished countries while whistling the Xmas No.1 song from sodding X Factor'.

Blame Mr. Pilger, he's made me feel even more cynical than usual. Bless 'im.