"You Can't Stop Playing the Game of LIFE!&quo

While the television was being monopolized, my sister and I had to come up with an alternative form of entertainment. Not our favorite, but the most time-consuming in our closet (we don't own Risk). By the end of the game, I was happily married with adopted mixed twins and a daughter, a condo, car and home insurance, and a Pulizter Prize in my pocket. Julie, on the other hand, was a cop who didn't know how to do CPR until halfway through, and single, until she decided that she "re-evaluated" a little while later.