Ho, Ho, Ho..ld on a minute-Something's wrong here!

Was walking through Borough market at lunch time with my lovely colleague and was listening to the carollers and thinking how lovely it all was; we'd bought some cake and some olives and stuff and there was a Christmas tree and the intoxicating smell of mulled wine and wild boar sausages and a lovely Father Christmas without a head.....hang on a second-Father Christmas has not only been decapitated, but he's drunk! What sort of fate has come upon him to be rendered in this condition?! Poor thing. So I've just got back from the b/f's work drinks-pretty amusing actually. Especially the bit where the boss grabbed one of the employees' balls and *ahem* willy,...!!!! More about that later...or perhaps not. I'll leave you with that splendid image. Adieu x